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Bus Discussion => Bus Topics ( click here for quick start! ) => Topic started by: Mex-Busnut on August 30, 2010, 07:30:12 AM
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I saw one this weekend on the back of a bus that said in Spanish:
"I'm not leaking oil; I'm just marking my territory." ;D
("No estoy goteando aceite: Sólo marco mi territorio.")
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Now that's funny!!!
WVaNative
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I saw one on the back of a toad that said, "relax, I'm pushing this thing as fast as I can"
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A friend had one on his bus that said "Diesel smoke makes me horny" Jack
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On my Toad, "I GO WHERE I"M TOWED"
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I still like the old stickers that say: <-----passing side - Suicide------>
I have one for one if I decide to put it on.
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"BACK OFF OR I'LL FLUSH" ...Cable
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One of my older [60's] favourites
" Piston Broke"
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My Other Vehicle Is A Locomotive.
Gary
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I still like this one and think it applies at least as much to my bus as my car. I bought this at the race track one day and haven't been able to find another locally though they are available online here and there.
(http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy359/Paladin_MC8/INSANITY.jpg)
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Please don't modify the air compressor.
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Bumper sticker:
"Bus Drivers Do It On Schedule"
Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate frame:
"Bus drivers come early"
"And pull out on time!"
;)
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I like the "back off or i'll flush, ;D
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"0-60 in 15 minutes" <<<<<-------- Own still debating on plastering it on the back!
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mine sez "I'm OK your so so". Had the 0-60 in 5 miles one also.
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Please don't modify the air compressor.
Len
YOU ARE BAD
LOL
John
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As seen on most travel trailers...
"Wally Docker"
We all know it as Boon Docking! but at WalMart Lol
Nick-
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"Back off or I'll get oil on you!"
"If you can read this, your windshield needs washing!"
"If you can read this, you don't have time to react when I hit the brakes." (insert image of bus braking for Bambi)
Just brainstorming...feel free to use them for real.
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Because of most drivers' inability to keep at least three seconds behind the vehicle ahead of them, how about:
"If you can read this, you are my crumple zone"
John
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My Smoke Cloud is Bigger Than Your Smart Car
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"Don't follow me, my GPS says I'm lost"
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"Others Make em, Detroit Shakes em"
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not bus related but I clicked on subject...Love Jesus ,Text and Drive meet Him! .....posted by my wifes friend on facebook....another I saw was-----Spending Kids Inheritance-----
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"I'm a bus nut, what kind of nut are you?"
WVaNative
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I had a custom license plate frame on my Mercedes-Benz 300 Turbodiesel that I tow that says (even though already posted)-
My other car
Is a Bus.
Good Luck, TomC
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I have this one on my 300sd
"I'm not leaking oil; I'm just marking my territory."
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"no sticks no glue no nails" John L
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Size Matters" ;D ;D
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Or... I Started Out With Nothing
And Still Have Most Of It Left"
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Or... I Started Out With Nothing
And Still Have Most Of It Left"
Except after my bus all I have is change.
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"Goin Green",.....Alpine Green that is.
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Not bus related at all.
"Where are we going, and what am I doing in a hand basket anyway."
"I am not at work because the voices told me to clean my guns."
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OK, if we are going to drift from bus related, one of the best from a few years ago..."Tell Paul Harvey About This One"
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I think this one is really only appropriate for a truck, not a bus: "Jayne Mansfield Was Here."
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Oh My! ;D
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How about this:
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"Think it through..My engine weighs more than your car"
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Good Ones!
My only real trouble is on surface streets en-route to the freeway and/or those steep, uphill 2-lane country roads where there's no room for me to pull over, or "them" to pass...
Been tempted for the past 11 years to make up my own homemade, "I May Be Slow, But I Sure Am Smokey!!!" bumper sticker for my beloved 4104.
Keep chickening out though 'cause, first of all, I really am slow and smokey. Second of all, 'cause of the looks I get from the the typical in-a-big-f'n-hurry twit impatiently and angrily overtaking me at first possible chance (with classic and oft' displayed middle-finger salute, of course!) ;D Thirdly, I always see the evil, "report-the-stinkin'-gross-polluter's-license-number!" gleam in their beady little eyes.
So, off they rip at first possible chance - screeching by with horn a-blarin' - wee gas-sipper-sedan engine screaming at some obscene RPM as they pass my driver's side window, shouting their "appreciation" and wildly a-gesturing...
...Comical! I just wave and smile sweetly. Folks just need to blow off steam, it seems, and my "Baby" is an easy target! Happy to oblige! It is always comical, however, when you idle up beside them at the next traffic light! Classic!!! ;D ;D
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"ALLISON Shifts my Gears"!!!
Dave
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Not a bumper sticker but we saw a bus and toad with vanity plates that read,
bus- I pull,
toad- I push.
Got a chuckle out of those.