That sucks Scott,
This subject makes me think of one time I got dumped on and everything was in good shape. I have a 250gal tank and we were on an extra long trip with my inlaws. When I went to drain the tank, I opened the valve and the slinky must have doubled in size, then all the sudden the hose popped out of the dump station and started to do a snake dance. This was at a gas station in a large city with people in line behind me. I like to think of myself as a Christian too, But I was not as good as you. All I could say was $$$$!t (no pun intended) I knew that I needed to shut the valve off, but I was doing the snake dance too. Needless to say, there were turds all over the parking lot and I really looked like a dummy trying to hose them all back down the drain. Boy did I need a shower when I was done, my mother inlaw laughed for about 400 miles.