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Arizona Clifford ....
« on: June 27, 2013, 02:49:59 AM »
The Arizona Department of Labor, which is also a Division of Labor Standards claimed a small bus shop was not paying proper wages to their help and sent an agent out to investigate.

AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

BUS SHOP OWNER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy.

He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.

He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.


BUS SHOP OWNER:: That would be me.

Clifford, my Detroit has developed a small leak in the area of the engine compartment and I was wondering do I use the Big Brawny Towels (the one with the lumberjack on the package) or the blue ones from NAPA to clean it up?



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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2013, 04:52:46 AM »
right on    nice to see some funny stuff on here for a change         made my day   

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 06:20:10 AM »
Don,looks like Doyle was helping you he prefers the blue and oil dri and he does a good job for a banker among other names he has been called here  ;D
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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 06:29:52 AM »
Heck one of those swiffers will pick that up in a second - That Rotella doesn't even stain  ;D
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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 07:17:59 AM »
Sumbuddy ask for the mentally challenged one?

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 06:29:46 PM »
Don,looks like Doyle was helping you he prefers the blue and oil dri and he does a good job for a banker among other names he has been called here  ;D


Clifford, Doyle is the only guy I know that could have exceeded the Valdez oil spill doin a Bogie re-index huh? LOL! ;)


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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2013, 06:36:31 PM »
Don,

Next time tell him to use the oil drain plug and not drill a hole in the block with that 3/8 bit......

Luv the pictures!

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2013, 08:09:41 PM »
Van,

I'm going to have to have moderators put you in a "time-out".... That's 2 times in 3 days that you've posted that picture of me.  STOP WITH THE PERSONAL ATTACKS! ;)
A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy.

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2013, 08:33:24 PM »
That is good stuff Thanks

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 01:37:49 AM »
"Hey Oakie tell me yer not at it too soon are ya?"

No, I am still rumbling around and taking it very easy.  I just got kind of tired of all the soul wrenching whinning and other stuff, so I posted this.  "The Story Of Texas Border Dude." soon to be an ABC mini-series this fall.

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 07:18:09 PM »
"The Story Of Texas Border Dude." soon to be an ABC mini-series this fall.

Note that this show will be on the All Bus Channel - check your local listings for time and days!

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2013, 03:28:48 PM »
Note that this show will be on the All Bus Channel - check your local listings for time and days!

 ;D

Or the All Bustards  Channel.... it's ok Len, I'm laughing ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2013, 03:40:52 PM »
Or the All Bustards  Channel.... it's ok Len, I'm laughing ;D ;D ;D

For all those uninitiated bus movers and shakers out there, here is a modern day daffy-nishun of the word Bustard:

A person who’s continued refusal to behave in a manner that pleases me will result in my unhappiness. This warning applies to people I love, people I work with, friends, relatives, strangers who wander through my personal narrative, and folks in faraway lands whose thoughtless actions cause me to become upset when I read the BCM bus board in the morning.

As of this notice, all behavior will be required to pass an HWTAC test ("How will this affect Clifford?"). Failure to do so will result in me having a bad day. And nobody wants that, right? Thank you for your consideration. You may now return to your regular activities.

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Re: Arizona Clifford ....
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2013, 07:53:03 PM »
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Do you think I need a new Slobber thingy?

Um, it's not a slobber thingy. Geoff always reminded us it is an airbox drain ;-)


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