Before throwing in the towel, it seems touring bands often haul a trailer with their equipment. You might call a few charter bus companies out of Nashville as they cater to that crowd. You'd likely get some real world insights what they do to make it safe. No idea what the typical load would be but might be worth a couple calls
Merle Haggard used only MCI's but he also didn't pull a trailer he had 5 semi's behind him with all his stuff.LOL