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jjrbus
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Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 09:52:18 AM »
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
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edvanland
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 10:05:26 AM »
Poor lawyers they are the but of so many jokes, and they deserive them.
Thanks for the laugh
ED
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Ed Van
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Lee Bradley
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 10:37:56 AM »
I think that is uncalled for; after all its just 99% of the lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 01:22:37 PM »
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place.
He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?"
The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
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JackConrad
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 01:49:02 PM »
Lawyers do not have to worry about swimming in shark infested waters. The sharks will not bite them
Professional Courtesy
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phunckie
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 02:28:46 PM »
What do you have when you have 100 lawyers neck deep in sand?
not enough sand.
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bubbaqgal
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »
>The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
> street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the
> walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
> his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
> As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the
> world are you dressed like this?"
>
>
> The Cowboy says:
>
>
> "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down
> the road and this pretty little red head asks me
> to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
>
>
> We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks
> me to pull off my shirt so I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
> off my pants .. so I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
> pull off my shorts . so I did.
>
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> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
> of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ",
> and here I am."
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>
> Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!!!
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niles500
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 25, 2007, 06:20:10 PM »
A dead Dog and a dead Lawyer are lying in the middle of the road - What's the difference?
There's skid marks in front of the Dog
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 06:17:58 AM »
American Busisnesses
99.9% of busisnesses in this country survive by having the ability to satisfy the customer's needs 99% of the time.
If not, more than likely they will see poor profits and fold in time...
American Lawyers
99.9% of lawyers don't give a dam weather you are satisfied or not but, they always make 100% profit all the time...
Have you ever heard of a lawyer going out of busisness? I Think Not!
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April 26, 2007, 01:26:39 PM »
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edvanland
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 03:02:45 PM »
Well at least he is not driving down the road.
ED
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Ed Van
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Hartley
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 03:58:16 PM »
There was once an option on some of the euro coaches where the driver had his own
private apartment downstairs with a cot and reading light, a/c and all.
Like what is doable on some of the big neoplan doubledeck buses.
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 05:55:14 PM »
Bryce?
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jjrbus
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MCI5C/N Ft Myers FL
Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 07:55:41 PM »
I recognize him, He was at the Arcadia rally with his wife and son. I just cant remember his name?
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Hartley
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Re: Joke of the year OT
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April 26, 2007, 08:56:48 PM »
Except that appears to be a Right Hand drive coach...
Note the door location...( the print that you can see is correct so it's not a mirror image.)
The briefs appear Down-Under or Euro style. ( May be a Brit..? ) No shame either way.
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