We are not old, we are just experienced!!
>>> >
>>> >A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for
>>> >his chicken coop.
>>> >The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
>>> >rooster, time for you to retire."
>>> >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>>> >these chickens.
>>> >Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old
>>> >hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You
are
>>> >washed up and I am taking over.
>>> >" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race
>>> >you around the farmhouse.
>>> >Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
>>> >coop."
>>> >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old
>>> >man.
>>> >So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
>>> >The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young
>>> >rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
>>> >the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
>>> >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>>> >The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
>>> >porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun
>>> >and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
>>> >
>>> >The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay
>>> >rooster I bought this month."
>>> >
>>> >Moral of this story? ...
>>> >
>>> >Don't mess with the SENIORS - age, skill, and treachery will
always
>>> >overcome youth and arrogance!
