Bob, please dont stop and try to pull a real alligator from the road by the tail, some of us like you!!
I can't help picturing it from the gators point of view, " wow, martha, I was just on the interstate playing speed bump and along came this snowbird, he had a really crazed look on his face and his knuckles were white, that big bus was a challenge and I'm not sure if I won that one, but man, did I get it's baby, lol" Bob, I tryed but I just couldn't control myself lmao.
Bob if you find a Gator in the road and you really think it needs to be moved. Call a professional. You have his number.