For the sake of brevity, I will not go into the details of my own screwups. But I have the suspicion that everyone has had some. They just avoid boasting about them. I sort of feel that you don't have the right to laugh at other's mistakes unless you can laugh at your own.However, if this was me I would not admit it.https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lumber-car/
When we were moving from GA to TX a few years ago, we were on I20 in the middle of MS and came past a pickup truck towing THREE minivans daisy-chained together ON THE INTERSTATE. All of the minivans were marked "IN TOW" (in white shoe polish) on the rear windows, but I don't think the myriad of various LEO jurisdictions on the scene deemed that sufficient. I have a strong feel that the first officer on the scene put out a "you gotta come see this knucklehead" call...